Villager: Valerie the Wanderer
Name: Valerie the Wanderer
Location: Dragonsmaw Manor
Born 4 years, 1 month ago
House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (1/250)
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Valerie the Wanderer's very special treasure!
I like brains ,
I don't like grains,
I'm falling apart,
but i still have my heart.
Will you be my friend?
A mini zombie guide:
Repeat after me:
I am living impaired, and that's OK. I have everything i need even if i'm missing a limb or two.
Zombies and fire don't mix. Avoid fires, candles, torches, and the like.
make a plan, and stick to it,
snack as you go to keep energy high
keep a low profile
Make sure to get the following first aid supplies: duck tape, fire extinguisher, and a staple gun
Three villagers who are easy targets:
signs:Engroossed in book, or handheld electronic device
your approach: full frontal embrace.
signs:Rapid eye movement, flailing arms, running store to store looking for deals.
your approach: Rear advance
type: Dazed, confused
signs:Vacant staring at tore window displays, or trees
your approach: zombie free choice.
Lend a hand
Keep your mouth shut (unless you're eating)
turn a blind eye
Embrace new foods
take a bite out of crime
Spill your guts
Give others a cold shoulder (warm is better)
Lose face(If you can help it)
fill up on finger food
Bite off more than you can chew
Stagger out into oncoming traffic