Villager: Knife Dad
Name: Knife Dad
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 3 years, 4 months ago
House: House has been destroyed.
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Knife Dad no longer has a house! They will be unable to work. Please replace the house or move Knife Dad into a FC slot.
Knife Dad looks stunning!
Knife Dad loves his children very much, and by “children,” I mean “knives.” His head isn’t bad. One thing I want to get in here is that if he sees a knife, he legally owns it. He eats knives for fuel. Not his kid-knives, though. Why’s his head look like that? Don’t sweat it. He has to keep eating knives to avoid eating his children knives. Knife Dad is Stan Lee.
He fuccs like a broken train, but he runs on time, if you know what I mean. He’s part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives. If you unbutton his shirt, a bunch of knives will fall out, and then he’ll die, because he’s just a bunch of knives under there.
Paintie by myself
Original owner @Murdock