Villager: trash goblin
Name: trash goblin
Location: Tigereye Peak
Born 3 years, 5 months ago
Career: Construction Worker
Color: Chibi NaturalBuffs:
House: Tigereye Peak House (1/250)
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trash goblin looks stunning!
trash goblin's very special treasures!
I don't care about the government and I really need a hug
I feel stupid (stupid!), ugly (ugly!), pretend it doesn't bother me
I'm not very strong but I'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs ♫
Have you seen that creature out in the woods the past few weeks? The one that looks kind of like a raccoon, but it's definitely not one. I've seen it at night, it glows bright neon green like a fresh glowstick, it can't be natural. Maybe it fell into some sort of toxic waste dump? It's got too many eyes too, and I swear I've seen that mutated... thing eating straight up rocks like they're chips or something. Every few nights I have to scare it out of the garbage or stop it from digging up the garden, and it keeps stealing everything in the shed. I've tried everything, it won't leave. I just hope someone's not feeding it, and it goes back to wherever pit it crawled out of soon. At least it leaves the dogs alone.