Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 4 years, 2 months ago
Color: Silver Laced HenBuffs:
House: Olde Foxbury House (1/50)
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Chicken is infected with Lycanthropy. Changes into a beastly monster after exposure to moonlight or especially frustrating board games. Howling at the moon relieves the symptoms for a little while, but use a Golden Apple for best results.
Chicken looks stunning!
Chicken's very special treasures!
Please leave your favorite version of the joke in the comments!
The crossing guard has a collection of her favorites below. Click to read the punchline!
This profile is still a heavy work in progress.
To cockadoodle dooo something!Why did the rooster cross the road?sent by Comet-wings
To render the buildings on the other side!Why did the console player cross the road?sent by Terranium
They can't afford to drive in this economy.Why did the chicken cross the road?sent by Christovski
Because they didn't have the guts to cross.Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?sent by hircus
So others would stop calling them a chicken!Why did the chicken cross the road?sent by Galaxtea
sent by Uendo