Villager: Princess Marica Sassafras
Name: Princess Marica Sassafras
Location: Tigereye Peak
Born 9 months, 27 days ago
House: Tigereye Peak House (1/65)
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Marica is VERY sissy. How do we know this? Well, Marica has exactly fifty-six-thousand expensive lipsticks that she bought from an invisible Target. How do I know the Target is invisible? Well the animals that were welcomed there destroyed it, you stupid apple, you!
Marica is also the very sissiest of her village. Most awfully sissy! How sissy! Terrible! Marica is the proud owner of exactly six-hundred fifty-four dresses. And that's just dresses. She has exactly one million two-thousand and thirty-seven pairs of shoes that she doesn't wear because of her dumb snowshoe paws.
She also has exactly one thousand and forty-four makeup sets that hold very expensive eye shadow, and very expensive blush. However, she didn't get any makeup kits that have mascara. Why?
"Mascara is for sissies!" She said pridefully, while wearing a very expensive dress made from professionally crafted moth silk. Inspiring words, Princess Coclettea Marica Sassafras ThreeThreeSixEightThreeOne.
Marica Coclettea Sassafras is also the proud owner of exactly sixty-eight-million-two-hundred-seventy-nine diamond necklaces that she doesn't wear because when she tries to, they snag her luxurious fur. Oh, by the way! Did you know that today she added some expensive orange dye to her fur? Pretty classy, huh?
In conclusion, Princess Coclettea Marica Sassafras has spent EXACTLY $4574574674326327237632892329289232837327623326235325235235235254235432123.65 in her entire life!