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Furvilla Police Department Call Line

8 Dec 2016, 11:00 pm
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(this isnt an actual issue report thread i just wanna exercise my police tiger bc he was lucky enough to be ID #911 so please make jokes ilu)
OPEN UP ITS THE FURRY POLICE

Johnny | 19 | He/Him/His


8 Dec 2016, 11:01 pm
That is so cool!
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8 Dec 2016, 11:01 pm
Hello, police?

I'm on a furry website and IDK why
Pls help me
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8 Dec 2016, 11:02 pm
Hello, police?

I'm on a furry website and IDK why
Pls help me

lol same
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8 Dec 2016, 11:02 pm
occifer... i swear i'm not a furry
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8 Dec 2016, 11:02 pm
help ive fallen and i cant get up :[

(congrats on the awesome number omfg)
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8 Dec 2016, 11:03 pm
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

~Dragnet

Please Ping!
8 Dec 2016, 11:16 pm (Edited 8 Dec 2016, 11:16 pm)
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"Everyone please stay calm. The furry pandemic is a dangerous force so please stay in your homes and lock your doors.. Do not talk to anyone you may suspect to be a furry because the disease is highly contagious....... Stay safe and report any furry sightings to the FPD as soon as possible."

Deathclaw
"I believe you, citizen....... but I'm afraid we'll need you to answer just this one question.. just to be sure......."

Wartortle
"THE PARAMEDICS ARE ON THEIR WAY SIR ITS GONNA BE OKAY YOULL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS"

Marowolf
"This is the website....... Furvilla dot com............... I mod here..... I'm a cop................................."
OPEN UP ITS THE FURRY POLICE

Johnny | 19 | He/Him/His
8 Dec 2016, 11:17 pm
dont take me to furry jail T_T
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8 Dec 2016, 11:18 pm
ssir i'm realy sad because i dont' have enouf furdollers upploade a pantie :(
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8 Dec 2016, 11:18 pm
Hello, police? I can't reach the cookie jar. Please help me. :(
8 Dec 2016, 11:19 pm
Officer help!
My cat is giving me a back massage with his claws! It is very uncomfy!
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Thanks to everyone who helped make this a reality!
8 Dec 2016, 11:20 pm
*sweats nervously* F-Furries?? Here?? Hahah thats ridiculous ... no furries here! Nope! Definitely not me that would be silly
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I am a fairy... but which one am I? :3c
8 Dec 2016, 11:21 pm
Help! I'm surrounded by adorablness and I don't know what to do ;A;
8 Dec 2016, 11:25 pm
I was bitten by a furry, what do I do?
Hi-May or may not be a fairy-Gemini-INFP-Any pronouns-
8 Dec 2016, 11:40 pm
Mallow
"I'm sorry citizen, but if you do the crime you do the time.. 20 years of time...... no nap breaks."

dingus
"Have you tried DIY yet or tried party city for discount painties I heard theyre pretty good"

MOD-Carissimi
its fine!! i honestly wasnt sure where to put this since like............. im the only on thats roleplaying.. thank you thought!!!! i appreciate your help buddy!

Blues
"A SWAT team has been dispatched to your location, please wait patiently until help arrives! And also can I have one too"

KilljoyLights
"Please describe the appearance of your cat, because there is currently a wanted criminal on the loose, posing as a cute kitty so they can steal your money. Stay safe, but do not let them out of your sight."

SpaceFawn
"Huh....... That's sounds like.................... SOMETHING A FURRY WOULD SAY" suddenly Sheriff Mars and an entire team of cops bust into your house "CUFF EM BOYS"

Sandman
"Oh wow..... That is a real problem!! I should probably.... check out the scene myself....... since it sounds so dangerous!! and i dont wanna risk the lives of other honourable policemen! Don't worry, citizen, the police are on their way"

Orisai
"An ambulance has been sent to your location. Stay calm and wash the bite with rubbing alcohol and aloe vera (i heard its good for your skin). Avoid any and all furry-related things, since exposure to the furry pandemic may encourage your bite to worsen and............. I'm sorry...... But there will be nothing we can do for you then..... I wish you the best..................."
OPEN UP ITS THE FURRY POLICE

Johnny | 19 | He/Him/His
8 Dec 2016, 11:45 pm
DinosaurKing

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!" I attempt to jump through a window. "YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE!!!!!"
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I am a fairy... but which one am I? :3c
9 Dec 2016, 12:21 am
Wartortle
"THE PARAMEDICS ARE ON THEIR WAY SIR ITS GONNA BE OKAY YOULL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS*
pls hurry i had a pie in the oven :'((((
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kr36xep

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9 Dec 2016, 1:03 am
officer, are you aware that you are a cat?
please sir i am just trying to farm my onions

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9 Dec 2016, 1:05 am
oh my god
*falls over* im covered in too many furso-
I MEAN PERSONAS. NOT..FURRY SOMAS. I HAVE NONE. JUST PEOPLE HUMANS.
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-Reminder to take your meds if you do have some and forget/etc!!!-

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9 Dec 2016, 1:07 am
Hey cop. How'd you get my number? I was going to call you but somehow, you already in the caller ID.
Explain plz?
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A Fan of Bowser, Yoshi and Alphys
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9 Dec 2016, 1:11 am
I need to report a theft. The suspect had dark brown hair and turquoise eyes, and looked to be around `15 or 16 years old. He had a tan jacket and white pants, with knee high brown boots.
FireHawk, Ultra Cool Krazy Awesome Lazy Lord Of Universe (Ping senpai or you will not be noticed)

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9 Dec 2016, 1:34 am
I Aint Going Back To Jail

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9 Dec 2016, 1:42 am
hello police?
this user is named DinosaurKing and i feel threatened as alpha dinosaur nerd of this furry heck website? >:^/

(jk lmao but ive always liked your username)
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