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Villager: Lars

Villager Info

ID: #163145

Name: Lars

Gender: Male

Location: Quetzal Palace

Born 4 years, 2 days ago

Career: None

Owner: Hymn


Species: Snake

Color: Cobra

Buffs:

House: Quetzal Palace House (130/130)

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Approved: 14 Oct 2016, 7:07 pm

Likes: 117 ♥

Tags: snake cobra naga wanderer shitpost parody joke paintie drummer

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About

Lars is an ancient rinkhals with no last name, because his mother was a black hole, thus making his birth the first time a being has escaped from one. He's made of antimatter and potato chips, and he has a brain in each of his biceps.

Once a vagabond, he stole arms from Trogdor and the S-is-for-sucks dragon to play drums with. Sadly, his drum playing will never regrow the hair he lost when he got fired from being Quetzalcoatl.

He'll play any song, badly, for a sammich. Lars is addicted to sammiches.

ULTRA RARE PHOTO OF A YOUNG LARS BEFORE HE LOST HIS HAIR:
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DON'T TREAD ON HIM

((Lars was a passing wanderer I adopted and gave a paintie. Thanks anonymous FV user for giving him an inspirational name!))

Comments 30

    • wHaT
      Oh heres a random video
      [youtube]jnoSnGVezac&t=194s[/youtube]

    • GIVES A SAMMICH
      play insanity

    • I am jelly

    • if you ever leave I'm claiming this son

    • s t r o n g & b u f f

    • 10/10 Would lift again

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