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Villager: Bad joke Bailey

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ID: #288887

Name: Bad joke Bailey

Gender: Female

Location: Dragonsmaw Manor

Born 2 years, 2 months ago

Career: Tailor

Owner: RGDPersonallity


Species: Bovine

Color: Milk Maid

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House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (85/145)

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Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
A: Press the moooote button.

Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.

Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull dozer

Q: What do cows do in their spare time?
A: Listen to moooosic.

Q: Why don’t cows ever have money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.

- Bailey the Milk Maid
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Comments 7

    • Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
      A: Because the bulls have horns

    • Q: What says "Ooooooooo?"
      A: A cow with no lips!

    • oh! i got one

      Q: Where do cows like going during weekends?
      A: To the MOOOvie theater!

    • Q: What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf?
      A: I'm not amoosed by you.

    • This is a bad one:

      Q: What was the bull body builder's name?
      A: Heifter.

    • I have more...
      Q: How do you count cows?
      A: A Cowculator!

      Q: What do you call a scared cow?
      A: A coward!



    • Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
      A: GROUND BEEF!

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