Villager: Bad joke Bailey
Name: Bad joke Bailey
Location: Dragonsmaw Manor
Born 2 years, 2 months ago
Color: Milk MaidBuffs:
House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (85/145)
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A: Press the moooote button.
Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.
Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull dozer
Q: What do cows do in their spare time?
A: Listen to moooosic.
Q: Why don’t cows ever have money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
- Bailey the Milk Maid
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