Villager: mustard man
Villager Info
ID: #135397
Name: mustard man
Gender: mustard
Location: Tigereye Peak
Born 9 years, 4 months ago
Career: Explorer
Owner: GodtierMarsupial
Species: Mustelid
Color: Least Weasel
Buffs:House: House has been destroyed.
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mustard man no longer has a house! They will be unable to work. Please replace the house or move mustard man into a FC slot.
About
things on mustard man's List Of Intolerables:
>ketchup water
>unironic usage of "smol"
>peeling off bandaids, specifically on the fingertips
>Kirkland Signature™, the costco generic brand
>taking a sticker off something you bought and you peel it wrong and all the paper and glue gets further stuck onto your thing
>the moral ambiguity of peeing in the pool
>Intense Pickle™ doritos
>burning yourself on something you knew was hot but you went and touched it anyways you big dink
>anyone who describes themselves as "random" or "insane"
>seatbelt belts (remember those? hot topic?)
>ohio
>shallots, they're just pointless red onions
>the utter banality of paintie acceptances and rejections
>the intense existential despair after eating 3 Pizza Hut™ Personal Pan Pizzas
>mustard
more will be added to the list as seen fit, mustard man wishes you a good healthy day filled with vegetables and a mild weather forecast
>ketchup water
>unironic usage of "smol"
>peeling off bandaids, specifically on the fingertips
>Kirkland Signature™, the costco generic brand
>taking a sticker off something you bought and you peel it wrong and all the paper and glue gets further stuck onto your thing
>the moral ambiguity of peeing in the pool
>Intense Pickle™ doritos
>burning yourself on something you knew was hot but you went and touched it anyways you big dink
>anyone who describes themselves as "random" or "insane"
>seatbelt belts (remember those? hot topic?)
>ohio
>shallots, they're just pointless red onions
>the utter banality of paintie acceptances and rejections
>the intense existential despair after eating 3 Pizza Hut™ Personal Pan Pizzas
>mustard
more will be added to the list as seen fit, mustard man wishes you a good healthy day filled with vegetables and a mild weather forecast
