Wardrobe

Villager: Hedwig

*A group of owls gather around hedwig and start beatboxing*

mm.....
yeh.....

Hedwig the head-Owl
dropping letters like mixtapes
and dropping the dementors
like Fred and George in
the Deathly Hallows,
He's an owl
but his patronus is
an attack helicopter
just what is he
his gender is Harry Potter
and his religion is bitches,
he dont give a shit about snitches
cause those other finches
gonna get stitches,
dropping fire so hot
Phoenix Fawkes can't
reincarnate from these beats
cause Dumbldore's dead bitch.
It's Harry Potter and the chamber
of I don't give a shit cause Hedwig's
the main character and once he's
done George R.R. Martin be crying
at the death like its the holocaust
But Neville is the only jew
he's just like you
pullin the sword of gryffindor
just about the only thing
thats pullin out tonight
when fetus-deletus is the
name of the game
I got a spell for every
life problem but theres
none to solve
the crippling disease
that you call your
personality.
Someone mistaken
Hedwig for Hagrid
when they tripped on
some polyjuice potion
and turned into a jew's nose.
A jew's nose.


- Hedwig -
just look at that cute innocent face