Villager: Lars
Villager Info
ID: #163145
Name: Lars
Gender: Male
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 9 years, 3 months ago
Career: None
Owner: Hymn
Feast Points: 0 (3 All-Time)
Species: Snake
Color: Cobra
Buffs:House: Quetzal Palace House (130/130)
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About
Lars is an ancient rinkhals with no last name, because his mother was a black hole, thus making his birth the first time a being has escaped from one. He's made of antimatter and potato chips, and he has a brain in each of his biceps.
Once a vagabond, he stole arms from Trogdor and the S-is-for-sucks dragon to play drums with. Sadly, his drum playing will never regrow the hair he lost when he got fired from being Quetzalcoatl.
He'll play any song, badly, for a sammich. Lars is addicted to sammiches.
ULTRA RARE PHOTO OF A YOUNG LARS BEFORE HE LOST HIS HAIR:
DON'T TREAD ON HIM
((Lars was a passing wanderer I adopted and gave a paintie. Thanks anonymous FV user for giving him an inspirational name!))
Once a vagabond, he stole arms from Trogdor and the S-is-for-sucks dragon to play drums with. Sadly, his drum playing will never regrow the hair he lost when he got fired from being Quetzalcoatl.
He'll play any song, badly, for a sammich. Lars is addicted to sammiches.
ULTRA RARE PHOTO OF A YOUNG LARS BEFORE HE LOST HIS HAIR:
DON'T TREAD ON HIM
((Lars was a passing wanderer I adopted and gave a paintie. Thanks anonymous FV user for giving him an inspirational name!))
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