Villager: Roux
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Villager Info
ID: #186933
Name: Roux
Location: Tigereye Peak
Born 8 years, 11 months ago
Career: Herbalist
Owner: Tzinoka
Species: Mustelid
Color: Chocolate
Buffs:House: FurCoin House
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About
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE

But first, coffee: life begins after coffee. Life is too short for bad coffee. All you need is love, and a cup of coffee. Forget love, fall in coffee! Everything gets better with coffee. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. With enough coffee, anything is possible. Drink coffee, do stupid things faster and with more energy! Because you deserve a good cup of coffee.
Coffee.
Tired? In need of a pick-me-up? Not quite feeling yourself today? Sure, Antimony could probably supply you with some sort of herbal remedy for fatigue, but Roux would simply state that the best antidote for absolutely any ailment was coffee. Splinter? You need some coffee. Stubbed a talon? Coffee always puts a smile on your face! Internal bleeding? I'm sure you just need some coffee.

But first, coffee: life begins after coffee. Life is too short for bad coffee. All you need is love, and a cup of coffee. Forget love, fall in coffee! Everything gets better with coffee. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. With enough coffee, anything is possible. Drink coffee, do stupid things faster and with more energy! Because you deserve a good cup of coffee.
Coffee.
Tired? In need of a pick-me-up? Not quite feeling yourself today? Sure, Antimony could probably supply you with some sort of herbal remedy for fatigue, but Roux would simply state that the best antidote for absolutely any ailment was coffee. Splinter? You need some coffee. Stubbed a talon? Coffee always puts a smile on your face! Internal bleeding? I'm sure you just need some coffee.


