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Villager: Grand Moth Tarkin

Grand Moth Tarkin may not be the best construction worker out there, but xe certainly has the most game. Before Grand Moth Tarkin, people said that they were drawn to something like moths to a flame. After Grand Moth Tarkin, people started saying that they were drawn to things like flames to a moth. That's how much game Grand Moth Tarkin has. If Grand Moth Tarkin decides you're going to fall for xir, you are going to fall for xir. Yes, even you. You'll want nothing more in life than to kiss Grand Moth Tarkin right on that sweet sweet moth mouth, and xe won't be able to come within a seven-mile radius without you picking up xir scent and begging for a night of karaoke, martinis, and debauchery. It is your inevitable fate. Grand Moth Tarkin can't keep track of all xir partners. The spouses alone would require a terabyte of data to store. and xe doesn't even believe in marriage. Yet nobody who has accepted their relationship with Grand Moth Tarkin has ever regretted making the leap. Xir greatest weakness is that there will never be enough houses for all of xir partners, so xe must toil away at building more until the end of xir days. This is xir curse and xir blessing, to be always surrounded by loved ones, but always driven to provide them with homes.