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Villager: Owl Pacino

Owl Pacino is a loose-canon herbalist who plays by her own rules and never takes "die" for an answer. This summer, she's coming to rock your world. Get ready for all the action, all the adventure, all the excitement, all the intrigue, all the sensory overload, all the embitterment, all the relief, all the heart-warming seat-of-your-pants high-flying death-defying drama in this eclectic epic of inconsistent proportion. If you miss this, you may as well just move to Toledo and open up a bank account for your dog, because your life no longer holds any value. Get ready to brace yourselves for preparedness. because if you show up unprepared, your socks are going to dissipate into the ethereal cosmos. And they're taking you down with them. You big old piece of shit. Why don't you go and pour yourself a big old cup of tears out of your tear ducts and then drink them so they stay within the economy of your face because you just can't handle the adventures that Owl Pacino is about to go on. You should probably just get out of here. It's for your own good. I'm telling you this because I care about you and I don't want to see you dissipated by the rip-roaring chronicles of Owl Pacino. They're just too extreme.