Villager: Sir Francis Snake
Snow one gets out alive
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Villager Info
ID: #213685
Name: Sir Francis Snake
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Oceandome
Born 8 years, 10 months ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: Barabbas_In_Pajamas
Species: Snake
Color: Corn
Buffs:House: House has been destroyed.
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Sir Francis Snake no longer has a house! They will be unable to work. Please replace the house or move Sir Francis Snake into a FC slot.
About
Those who would defy the will of Sir Francis Snake shall taste the mighty blade that keeps getting dropped every two seconds because snakes don't have any arms. Enemies far and near shall hear this name and quake with terror, their knees becoming weak and weary, assuming they have knees, which Sir Francis Snake does not, enabling Sir Francis Snake to utter the name Sir Francis Snake without becoming weak in the knees. When duty calls, Sir Francis Snake is there to answer! Ever-vigilant, this mighty protector of justice leaps into action, but not literally because that would require legs. Evil-doers beware, for if there is trouble afoot, Sir Francis Snake shall vanquish those who would cause peril to the citizens of Oceandome. Without arms. Thanks, Obama.
