Villager: Shortcake
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Villager Info
ID: #248301
Name: Shortcake
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 8 years, 4 months ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: Rova
Feast Points: 0 (4 All-Time)
Species: Velociraptor
Color: Chibi Jungle
Costume: Feast
Buffs:House: Tigereye Peak House (1/117)
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Shortcake is infected with
Lycanthropy. Changes into a beastly monster after exposure to moonlight or especially frustrating board games. Howling at the moon relieves the symptoms for a little while, but use a Golden Apple for best results.
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"I have not threatened your cat boyfriend."
*Storm begins purring again*
"Zank you doggy~"
*Storm lets out an annoyed grunt*
"And she zreatened to kill me."
*Storm purrs sweetly*
"Because she got terribly defensive when my wolves accompanied me on her territory. And she spilled coffee on my suit."
"Please do ask him about that. I don't know either, I swear." The cat said.
"Hello there, mr. Vito!" The cat waved her paw as a greeting. She walked closer to the dog and leaned on the golf club she was holding, looking into Vito's eyes.
"Could you please tell your fiance to stop messing around." She asked with a polite, yet slightly annoyed tone. "The snow leopard has been trying to kill me for a few times already."
"Like I said, haven't met any kings. I don't even know any kings to be honest." Brian looked at the mafioso. "That's why no one tells us what to do with them. So I just thought you need to take them away the same way as you arrest the corrupted politics."
"A cat? I have no idea what are you talking about, mr. Vito. I don't kill people unless they can't be stopped any other way."
//theoretically* tfw you come late home from school and don't even check your grammar :')
"Teoretically, no. Teatime won't help with that." Brian said. "First the agency watches after them, and if they see the "target" doing something bad, for example "beheading" people. That's cleraly against the law." The husky explained. "You know, the same thing as we do to criminals." He added.
"You sound like you're really interested in this topic. Is there a reason you're asking me such things, mr. Vito?"
The husky shook his head. "An army? Yeah, no. I didn't mean that I am supposed to fight against them."
He showed the fbi badge on his belt. "What I meant is that should my agency do something. Corrupt politicans are something we can take care of."