Villager: Bad joke Bailey
A child
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Villager Info
ID: #288887
Name: Bad joke Bailey
Gender: Female
Location: Dragonsmaw Manor
Born 2 years, 10 months ago
Career: Tailor
Owner: RGDPersonallity
Species: Bovine
Color: Milk Maid
Buffs:House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (85/145)
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About
Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
A: Press the moooote button.
Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.
Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull dozer
Q: What do cows do in their spare time?
A: Listen to moooosic.
Q: Why don’t cows ever have money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
- Bailey the Milk Maid
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A: Press the moooote button.
Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.
Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull dozer
Q: What do cows do in their spare time?
A: Listen to moooosic.
Q: Why don’t cows ever have money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
- Bailey the Milk Maid
~•~
Message/Comment a cow joke, & get a bovine related gift✧
Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the bulls have horns
Q: What says "Ooooooooo?"
A: A cow with no lips!
oh! i got one
Q: Where do cows like going during weekends?
A: To the MOOOvie theater!
Q: What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf?
A: I'm not amoosed by you.
This is a bad one:
Q: What was the bull body builder's name?
A: Heifter.
I have more...
Q: How do you count cows?
A: A Cowculator!
Q: What do you call a scared cow?
A: A coward!
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: GROUND BEEF!