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Villager: MAN-O-KIT

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ID: #58931

Name: MAN-O-KIT

Gender: Male

Location: Quetzal Palace

Born 9 years, 5 months ago

Career: Animal Husbandry

Owner: Spooner


Species: Manokit

Color: Clownfish

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House: FurCoin House

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Approved: 21 Jul 2016, 3:32 pm

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A MOST MANIFICENT MAN, of many KITS. KITS are his passion; if you would like THE BEST TOOLS OUT, then MAN-O-KIT is THE MAN FOR YOU!

For the record, he doesn't actually do any animal training. However, he does WRESTLE THE LOCAL FERAL BEARS with the help of his TRUSTY KNUCKLEDUSTERS, which is impressive MENOUGH to have earned MAN-O-KIT the title of MANIMAL HANDLER. He's ABSolutely fine with this outcome - the stable of the BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH IS FOR BIRDS, BUT ALSO FOR MIGHTY MANS) is a very useful MANCAVE for keeping his MENORMOUS BROLLECTION OF TOOLKITS IN.

He may look as though he's a little pale, a little sick, but FEAR NOT! That is, in fact, a CUNNING DISGUISE, used to lure MANGRY BEARS and UNWITTING FURRIES close. Then, MAN-O-KIT proceeds to PUNCH ALL OF THE BEARS IN THE FACE, channeling his INNER SLAUGHTERMELON, and causing all of a nervous disposition to SWOON ON THE SPOT.

Surprisingly, this is not a very popular trick at parties; those who might faint seem to faint or run off before MAN-O-KIT has gotten even one punch in. This may or may not have something to do with, I don't know, releasing twelve feral bears into the freaking dining hall

never again

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