Wardrobe

Villager: Christoban

"Tch, what'cha think you're doin' here, pal? You better listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You only get Christoban's skills for the right price. Don't like it? Then scram, shortie; we all gotta make ends meet in this backwater gulge of a village. This ain't no charity.
...Didn't'cha hear me? Vamoose! Off with ya! Go bug some other croc. I've got hulls to hammer, and you wouldn't want your head included!
What, you say you're here for smithing services? Well, I'm just a washed-up mercenary who thinks the best weapons are those ya make yourself. If you don't share my philosophy, and ya've got the coin, feel free to lay it on the table. Don't worry about no slack job, neither. Quality gold demands quality work. And I know my work--which is why I don't take no complaints once it's finished, ya hear?
Oh. You're one of miss batty Berth's buddies? Didn't have you figured as one o' those drunkards. She's right inside.
Welp, if that's all the info you were wantin', go ahead an' leave me to my buisness. Time is money, buddy.
...And I'll have you know a unicorn mount is perfectly manly, y'hear?!"