Villager: Scorpio Luscious
Crimson
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Villager Info
ID: #89314
Name: Scorpio Luscious
Gender: Male
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 9 years, 5 months ago
Career: Explorer
Owner: Scorpioman13
Species: Snake
Color: Cobra
Buffs:House: FurCoin House
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About
The leader of this rag tag group of demons. Having ascended to the heavens he has begun stirring up trouble past the pearly gates along with summoning a friend or two for help. Always up to trade he is often found exploring the heavens to supply his crew with what they need to turn a profit and maybe one day take over this blasted place.
*screaming from the distance* SON OF A GUN, THERE'S A THIRD ONE. WAS HOT LEGS THE LEADER OF THEIR COVEN??? TOO MANY LEGS, TOO MANY EYES, SQUISH 'EM, PHANTOM, AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!
(For realzies, though, I am getting beyond tired of female spiders following Sol home, while all the other creatures she's captured are male)
Hot Legs has shown marked improvement after separating her from her spider kin, and now bears my official seal of approval. She is suited for companionship and can be picked up at your leisure. She's still a creepy girl but she doesn't bite with buck teeth or flail her hooves like my other projects.
Caio.
Sol told me to tell you that she found "another seductively frightful femme fatale" which I guess is her showman's way of saying that another giant spider followed her home. What she neglects mentioning is that as they are not tame, they are currently trying to devour each other and she's taken to hiding out in Kitler's lab.
Anyway, message delivered, I have more Squiggles I need to collect.
Hey, I found a black spider while looking for other creatures like bats, catbats, owlys, and the like. Have any interest in her? You have no legs... she has eight... you're named after an arachnid, she's an arachnid... Come on, you're a match made in heaven.
Please, O Venomous One, I'm an arachoiphobe and my neighbor refuses to eat her on the grounds that "she only eats fruit". The spider is wild, undomesticated, creepy, and crawling over everybody's stuff. I keep having to wrangle it back in its stable ;3; I don't understand how our explorers can go out and collect spiders, kill them, and bring them back as "crafting materials" yet I'm expected to keep this creepy critter alive, identify her sex, and tame her... No offense, of course.
Anyway, you know where to reach me.
Caio.