Villager: Galaxias
Villager Info
ID: #969
Name: Galaxias
Gender: Male
Location: Dragonsmaw Manor
Born 9 years, 5 months ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: iAnubis
Species: Dragon
Color: Iridescent
Buffs:House: FurCoin House
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Galaxias has fallen ill with Blood Obsession. DMG has been reduced by 50%. This illness can be cured with Plasma Drink.
About
Galaxias -- Emperor of Space, reduced to...a puny, humble little dragon?
Well, I suppose we shall see how this goes, hmm?
",,,"
O-oh, Galaxias...I did not see you there...
",,,Are you writing my fake biography again?"
,,,
Yessir.
"I'm not a video game character, iAnubis."
Of course not, Galaxias! You're a compu--
"Don't say it."
But you're a computer pro--
"What did I just say?"
With all due respect--
"I do not wish to be reminded that I have been pixelized and stuffed into this small, limited, virus-ridden world plagued by monsters and dirty posters."
Well I'm sure it's not that bad.
"Please. I have recently browsed the forums. Already I have learned two new, inappropriate, words, and discovered that customized creatures are now being referred to as undergarments. How. Delightful."
...I guess it is that bad.
"And you say you were 'born from the Internet'?"
Of course not! I am a pure, homemade, bug-free code. Made in the country, if I might add, despite my urban appearances.
"So one might say you're...
...homebaked?"
Was that a joke?
"What is a 'joke'?"
I'm going to say it was a joke, even though it wasn't funny.
"Was that last 'joke' 'funny'?"
No.
"Oh c'mon, you're just being stubborn."
Galaxias! What is this I see? Improper grammar!
"What, are you the Grammar Police now--"
'C'mon'? 'C'MON'?! Are you not the lord of the skies, the emperor of space, the king of dragons? You cannot afford to let a single flaw--
"iAnubis."
Yeah?
"Knock it off."
All right.
Well, I suppose we shall see how this goes, hmm?
",,,"
O-oh, Galaxias...I did not see you there...
",,,Are you writing my fake biography again?"
,,,
Yessir.
"I'm not a video game character, iAnubis."
Of course not, Galaxias! You're a compu--
"Don't say it."
But you're a computer pro--
"What did I just say?"
With all due respect--
"I do not wish to be reminded that I have been pixelized and stuffed into this small, limited, virus-ridden world plagued by monsters and dirty posters."
Well I'm sure it's not that bad.
"Please. I have recently browsed the forums. Already I have learned two new, inappropriate, words, and discovered that customized creatures are now being referred to as undergarments. How. Delightful."
...I guess it is that bad.
"And you say you were 'born from the Internet'?"
Of course not! I am a pure, homemade, bug-free code. Made in the country, if I might add, despite my urban appearances.
"So one might say you're...
...homebaked?"
Was that a joke?
"What is a 'joke'?"
I'm going to say it was a joke, even though it wasn't funny.
"Was that last 'joke' 'funny'?"
No.
"Oh c'mon, you're just being stubborn."
Galaxias! What is this I see? Improper grammar!
"What, are you the Grammar Police now--"
'C'mon'? 'C'MON'?! Are you not the lord of the skies, the emperor of space, the king of dragons? You cannot afford to let a single flaw--
"iAnubis."
Yeah?
"Knock it off."
All right.
