Villager: EL BLOBBO
Villager Info
ID: #149677
Name: EL BLOBBO
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 4 years, 9 months ago
Career: Herbalist
Owner: Spooner
Genus: Shifty
Color: Midnight
Buffs:House: House has been destroyed.
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EL BLOBBO no longer has a house! They will be unable to work. Please replace the house or move EL BLOBBO into a FC slot.
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BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST MANIFICENT MAN-CLAN of MANLINESS has summoned to their BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH IS ALSO FOR BIRDS) the MOST MASCULINE, BUFFEST BEAST OUT. As we speak, FLEX BICEPS HIMSELF is marching from the second floor HIS MIGHTY MOUNTAIN PEAK to greet the newcomer! THE MIGHTIEST of MANS. THE BUFFEST OF BROS. THE BEST...
...BLOB?!?
THIS SITUATION MUST BE REMENDIED IMMENDIATELY!
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MANSTACHE, BROHHHH MY G O D
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To do: add passage about how the TRUE MAN was revealed, how EL BLOBBO is a PRO THUMB WRESTLER, ect ect
...BLOB?!?
THIS SITUATION MUST BE REMENDIED IMMENDIATELY!
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MANSTACHE, BROHHHH MY G O D
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To do: add passage about how the TRUE MAN was revealed, how EL BLOBBO is a PRO THUMB WRESTLER, ect ect
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beauty
MY IDOL
TropicalDeer - 'Twas Macbeth!
Who made that bootyful sketch?
TropicalDeer - I'M DED AND IT IS HAPPENING
TropicalDeer - SHOW ME THE MANLIEST OF MOOSTACHES, YES
WE MUST FIX THIS MUSTACHE PROBLEM AT ONCE!
I VOLENTEER TO GIVE HIM THE MANLIEST MOOSTACHE