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Villager: EL BLOBBO

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ID: #149677

Name: EL BLOBBO

Gender: Unspecified

Location: Quetzal Palace

Born 4 years, 9 months ago

Career: Herbalist

Owner: Spooner


Genus: Shifty

Color: Midnight

Buffs:

House: House has been destroyed.

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Approved: 24 Jul 2016, 3:19 am

Likes: 49 ♥

Tags: pink raptor mustache hot eyebrows man mangenta manly wrestler

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EL BLOBBO no longer has a house! They will be unable to work. Please replace the house or move EL BLOBBO into a FC slot.

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BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST MANIFICENT MAN-CLAN of MANLINESS has summoned to their BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH IS ALSO FOR BIRDS) the MOST MASCULINE, BUFFEST BEAST OUT. As we speak, FLEX BICEPS HIMSELF is marching from the second floor HIS MIGHTY MOUNTAIN PEAK to greet the newcomer! THE MIGHTIEST of MANS. THE BUFFEST OF BROS. THE BEST...

...BLOB?!?

THIS SITUATION MUST BE REMENDIED IMMENDIATELY!

IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MANSTACHE, BROHHHH MY G O D

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To do: add passage about how the TRUE MAN was revealed, how EL BLOBBO is a PRO THUMB WRESTLER, ect ect

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