Wardrobe

Villager: BROVILLA.COM/BRO/404

what is BROVILLA.COM? nobody knows. but BROVILLA.COM/BRO/404 won't shut up about it. so it is probably something important.

BROVILLA.COM/BRO/404 appeared exactly one day after THE MAN discovered THE MENTERNET. nobody knows why, but it is brobably google's fault. whatever, it's hot pink and looks a bit like a raptor, it has a manstache. you can barely look at it before your eyes start to water (unless you are the manliest of mans). it shouts a lot. therefore, it must be MANLY. it qualifies as a HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR. it may hang with the MANLY MEN.

that said, BROVILLA.COM/BRO/404 has a few mannoying habits. it likes to pop up in the peripheral vision of visitors, and grumble at us mere MASCULINE MANS. a BRO VILLAGE would be better. all the BROS together. like, BROFISTING and stuff? doing BRO things? the other MANS have tried to explain they are not just MANS, they are MANLY MANGENTA MANS, but BROVILLA.COM does not believe MEN are TRUE BROS. you need to sign up with BROVILLA.COM to be a BRO. it is a philosophical thing. brosophical, perhaps. BROVILLA.COM thinks this is an excellent joke.

BROVILLA.COM/BRO/404 is not allowed in any HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR SQUAD MEETINGS, because it menjoys telling everyone about all the fun features of BROVILLA.COM. and it will not stop. create your own BRO! create many BROS! create rare BROS - BROSKIS, BROWLS, and BROBOES! have your BROS throw down against other BROS in the exciting FINAL BRODOWN minigame! buy panties for BRO points from other BROS! create panties for extra BRO points! commission artists for the best panties and MOSTEST BRO points! all the villages have BRO in the name! BRO PALACE. BRO PEAK. BRO PLACE! Yes, BRO PLACE!! BROVILLA.COM has amazing worldbuilding.

it carries a small money tin. you hear the empty rattle well before you see it: please donate to BROVILLA.COM. for it is coming. BROVILLA.COM/BRO/404 is coming. BROVILLA.COM is coming. save yourselves. please donate to BROVILLA.COM