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Villager: Schrodinger

AzuelZorro102 Well excuse you *pops out of box* I believe you were the one who insisted on putting me back in that box in the first place. Because of that I had to restart my device which keeps me in a constant state of quantum superposition. If I had come out while it was restarting I could have died. Maybe.

...Also you'll be receiving a notice from the Board of Ethics.

AzuelZorro102 Well, I can't open the box, or else I may die. I suppose we'll simply have to live with that uncertainty. I suppose you could call this interaction a... principle of uncertainty.

AzuelZorro102 Well, you're talking to someone. Boxes don't talk on their own you know.

AzuelZorro102 But... then I can't be alive and dead at the same time. I could be just dead. That would be a problem.

AzuelZorro102 If it's any condolence, I too didn't think my experiments would get me anywhere. I simply grew frustrated that my colleagues were getting excited about this quantum nonsense and, well, I had to see it for myself. I can assure you that I did in fact enter a box. Whether I got out alive is a different matter.