Villager: Prosciutto
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Villager Info
ID: #83108
Name: Prosciutto
Gender: Agender
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 9 years, 5 months ago
Career: Construction Worker
Owner: coogz
Feast Points: 0 (103 All-Time)
Species: Deer
Color: Armoured
Buffs:House: FurCoin House
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About
A lizard who's been abandoned by their only family. They had been strapped to a rocket and sent to suffocate in outer space, but the trajectory was tampered with. The rocket instead led them to Quetzal Palace, where they now live in gay with Bungus.
Who tampered the rocket? It was Prosciutto Cheesesticks themself, having an IQ of over 200. With their wits they later went on to make a comedy adult cartoon, but you wouldn't be able to understand it unless you were as smart as Prosciutto Cheesesticks.
- June 16 2020 -
Bungus has become a Gem Raptor. Obviously they broke up afterwards.
Who tampered the rocket? It was Prosciutto Cheesesticks themself, having an IQ of over 200. With their wits they later went on to make a comedy adult cartoon, but you wouldn't be able to understand it unless you were as smart as Prosciutto Cheesesticks.
- June 16 2020 -
Bungus has become a Gem Raptor. Obviously they broke up afterwards.
Said Bungus.
ok the below thats all lies now its not real. ignoer that
Still regret this.
'Flit.' A forked tongue slides out of his mouth, then vanishes back inside as quickly as it came out. The lizard wrings his hands nervously. "Er, I do not have any, ah, problems with this dome," he stammers, his accent heavy and conspicuous, "but, ahhh..."
"But you are not an amphibian?" The guide finishes for him. The speckled white lizard nods meekly.
The guide mutters something under their breath and gives the lizard a practised smile. "Don't worry, this dome isn't just for creatures that live in water," they intone as they hand him his forms. "Alright, you're all set.
"Enjoy your stay in the Oceandome, Mr. Alvino."
Alvino watched as the guide walks away.
'Flit.'
"....this was a terrible idea," he groans.