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Villager: Maxwell Folger

Wrinkle Goblin


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ID: #96607

Name: Maxwell Folger

Gender: Demiboy

Location: Olde Foxbury

Born 4 years, 10 months ago

Career: Herbalist

Owner: CaktusJuice

Species: Snuffle

Color: Aurora


House: Olde Foxbury House (1/50)

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Approved: 10 Jun 2017, 3:41 pm

Likes: 41 ♥

Tags: powderedsugarfrost sticker paintie

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Basic Info
Pansexual + Pan-Lithromantic (polygamous) || 21 yrs|| He/They ||Demiboy

Enter Folger
You only know him because the men along the trade-route talk about him quite often. You know he specializes in selling Claw Beet Coffee, which gives the brew an extra kick. It's popular among scholars who spend late nights working, and among the elderly who otherwise have a hard time moving in the mornings.

Only a few people have ever really seen him, he's a bit recluse so it is said. You have heard talk recently that he's seeing someone, which is big chatter among the gossipers because he's so closed off and everyone is worked up about 'The Coffee Connoisseur' willingly entering a romantic affair. And it's no wonder because he's hardly ever seen alone, much less with someone else.

He's like a cryptid for all intensive purposes, a strange Coffee Cryptid. Then one day your higher up calls you over to take a shipment and you can hardly believe your eyes.

The bumbling monster wobbles as he walks. He sheds something awful. Why he hardly looks publicly presentable. He has a long reptilian tail that rather contrasts the fluffiness of the rest of him and two thick horns point upright off his head. Two huge tusks protrude from his mouth, between which is stuffed some necklace he's wearing. He chews it like cattle might constantly chew their food. You can't see his eyes which makes him seem that much dopier.

He seems to notice your staring and turns to look at you, if you could call it looking behind that mop of fuzz over his eyes. He smiles and shifts nervously, removing the necklace from his mouth. It's some thick purple star shape.

"Greetingsh and Shalutashionsh, Name'sh Folger. Nishe day we're havin', Yeah?"

So this is the famous Coffee Cryptid.

Other info
[-]Folger has a caffeine addiction that can be a bit crippling at times, can result in shaking, nervousness, long periods without cause headaches and grumpiness.

[-] Has Hypertension, the coffee problem does not help.

{-] Has TS and suffers from verbal tics, which cause him to blab out
random sounds if he isn't aware of his vocals at all times.

{-] Wears Chewelry so he can keep it between his teeth to prevent ticking.

{-] Is actually shy, but instead of being quiet he blabbers out anything that comes to mind due to his nervousness. Often times this makes him feel like an idiot, or like he's over shared.

[-} Has BPD, can switch suddenly and stop talking to people out of the blue for weeks on end. This makes it hard for him to maintain friendships.

{-] He's really a nice guy despite his problems, but it does take a lot of work, the payoff is a loyal friend, and someone always ready to make a cup of coffee for you.



Comments 4

    • (Fascinating bio, and I love the colors and overall design! It feels so nice!)

    • What a nice paintie! <3

    • Wow! This paintie is amazing! I am so mesmerized by that tail.

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