Wardrobe

Villager: D.U.D.E

Let's get this out of the way: D.U.D.E, though it's commonly pronounced as 'dude', stands for the Department of Underage Drinking Enforcement, a sub-pride of lions dedicated to stopping underage cubs from drinking on their watch. As a young officer, D.U.D.E took up the name because (a) he was very committed to the force, to the point of chugging all the alcohol he recovered from those irresponsibruh young ones, and (b) best acronym ever.

D.U.D.E then became older, bigger, buffer, pinker, and TOO MANLY TO BE AN OFFICER. After he OUTDRANK the pride's leader, he left the pride (ON THE SHOULDERS OF HIS PRIDEMATES, brof course), and wandered about the world BEING MANLY, and PUNCHING THINGS. He even tried doing CSI for a little while, but it... really didn't work out.

Eventually, after MANY MASCULINE MANVENTURES, D.U.D.E found his TRUE CALLING at the BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH WAS FOR BIRDS). There, he became b(R)odyguard to ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY FLEX BICEPS, that MOST MASCULINE of BROKAGE. With D.U.D.E's help, one's MANLY FACTOR can be MANPROVED by over NINE THOUSAND PERCENT - and that's just if he's standing in the background, showing off his MASCULINE TATTS,



((Paintie is by Newbie!))