Villager: Knife Dad
My Kid
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Villager Info
ID: #153988
Name: Knife Dad
Gender: Knife
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 9 years, 4 months ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: physicsmutt
Feast Points: 0 (10 All-Time)
Species: Canine
Color: Timber
Costume: Beast
Buffs:House: FurCoin House
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Paintie
Approved: 13 Feb 2017, 2:17 pm
Likes: 207 ♥
Tags: sword dad beast knife werewolf sunglasses father monster factory
About
Knife Dad loves his children very much, and by “children,” I mean “knives.” His head isn’t bad. One thing I want to get in here is that if he sees a knife, he legally owns it. He eats knives for fuel. Not his kid-knives, though. Why’s his head look like that? Don’t sweat it. He has to keep eating knives to avoid eating his children knives. Knife Dad is Stan Lee.
He fuccs like a broken train, but he runs on time, if you know what I mean. He’s part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives. If you unbutton his shirt, a bunch of knives will fall out, and then he’ll die, because he’s just a bunch of knives under there.
Paintie by myself
Original owner @Murdock
No sir we only take cash. If you did pay in knives it would have to be all of them
Sir thats illegal and im gonna have to give you a ticket. Thats all I can do anyways im actually a mall cop
Your children are dangerous and I will have to arrest you if you dont hand em over sir
I mean yes, yes I am going to tackle you, so cough em' up buddy
..Well, it's my job, but unless you give up those knives, no
Okay, so how many times have you been tackled for smuggling knives across the border
Just how many knifes have you been smuggling across the border
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I'm crying, best dad, 11/10 would dad again.