Villager: Knife Dad
My Kid
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Villager Info
ID: #153988
Name: Knife Dad
Gender: Knife
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 9 years, 4 months ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: physicsmutt
Feast Points: 0 (10 All-Time)
Species: Canine
Color: Timber
Costume: Beast
Buffs:House: FurCoin House
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Paintie
Approved: 13 Feb 2017, 2:17 pm
Likes: 207 ♥
Tags: sword dad beast knife werewolf sunglasses father monster factory
About
Knife Dad loves his children very much, and by “children,” I mean “knives.” His head isn’t bad. One thing I want to get in here is that if he sees a knife, he legally owns it. He eats knives for fuel. Not his kid-knives, though. Why’s his head look like that? Don’t sweat it. He has to keep eating knives to avoid eating his children knives. Knife Dad is Stan Lee.
He fuccs like a broken train, but he runs on time, if you know what I mean. He’s part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives. If you unbutton his shirt, a bunch of knives will fall out, and then he’ll die, because he’s just a bunch of knives under there.
Paintie by myself
Original owner @Murdock
Knife Dad is best dad holy heck
Well, shucks, that's nice of ya! Thanks, Knife Dad. You're better than my real dad.
What is a knife, really, but a short stick with a sharp blade on the end?
But whining is my shtick!
But I like my soup hot! I don't wanna eat a chicken noodle popsicle.
what a great dad!!!
no knife dad, your weird sharp deer son loves you very much. i just.. yknow its hard to fix things with this big knife sticking out of my soft boy back.
Well, how am I supposed to eat soup with a knife, Knife Dad?
And don't tell me I should stop eating soup. I've been denied soup TOO MANY TIMES.
hey dad, loved the pat, real great stuff, the only problem is i cant help but notice your hand was a knife? and the knife stabbed me in a patting motion so now im bleeding but at least your house looks great, dad.
Knife Dad? Is there a Spoon Dad? Maybe a Fork Mom?
People are asking questions, here!