Villager: Knife Dad
My Kid
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Villager Info
ID: #153988
Name: Knife Dad
Gender: Knife
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 9 years, 4 months ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: physicsmutt
Feast Points: 0 (10 All-Time)
Species: Canine
Color: Timber
Costume: Beast
Buffs:House: FurCoin House
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Paintie
Approved: 13 Feb 2017, 2:17 pm
Likes: 207 ♥
Tags: sword dad beast knife werewolf sunglasses father monster factory
About
Knife Dad loves his children very much, and by “children,” I mean “knives.” His head isn’t bad. One thing I want to get in here is that if he sees a knife, he legally owns it. He eats knives for fuel. Not his kid-knives, though. Why’s his head look like that? Don’t sweat it. He has to keep eating knives to avoid eating his children knives. Knife Dad is Stan Lee.
He fuccs like a broken train, but he runs on time, if you know what I mean. He’s part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives. If you unbutton his shirt, a bunch of knives will fall out, and then he’ll die, because he’s just a bunch of knives under there.
Paintie by myself
Original owner @Murdock
Knife dad is everyone's dad
Yeah, looks like duct tape:
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p40/
But can he do a Knife Eye Attack?!
I'm dyign
omg i love u knife dad
oh my god he's beautiful…….
oh my god
Greetings, Knife Dad!
Shanks for reaching out about your crazy body. We’re flabbergasted by it as well. We don’t know how this happened and can’t explain it.
But let’s cut to the chase… a tight red suit wrapped around some decent muscles is a classic look, and you can’t be faulted for that, but Knife Dad, listen… Being part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives is a tremendous responsibility. A responsibility to keep your shirt buttoned up just so, so tight, to continue the proud tradition of busking and to fight whatever evils may come. Millenium City needs you and ALL your children.
What we’re saying is your original body was inside you all along… and it’s knives. Embrace them gently.
Love,
The Champions Online Team