Villager: Devin
Carrion
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Villager Info
ID: #171901
Name: Devin
Gender: Male
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 9 years, 2 months ago
Career: Animal Husbandry
Owner: Temple
Species: Canine
Color: Maned
Buffs:House: House has been destroyed.
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Paintie
Devin no longer has a house! They will be unable to work. Please replace the house or move Devin into a FC slot.
About
Hey there! How ya doin folks?
I see a lot of couples in the audience tonight. Let me tell ya boys, you chose a bad place to have a date. They say women like a man who can make em laugh...
Guess I'm getting lucky tonight, eh?
*cricket chirps*
... Okay... you know, I'll give you guys a handicap, because the first thing I want to talk about tonight is women.
Last week I was at the grocery store and I stopped in the produce to pick up a few things, and I saw this woman there holding two giant watermelons. And man, those melons were huge... they were bigger than the ones in her hands!
*cricket chirps*
Okay guys. I know. I'm a zombie. Can you please stop staring at my entrails, They aren't the ones telling the jokes. Eyes up here, please.... man... now I know how that lady felt when she caught me staring... Come on everyone, I'm just trying to make a living here. What do you want me to do? Play double dutch with my large intestine?
*cheers*
... *sigh* Well... here we go...
Devin "Gutbuster" Wulff is a stand up comedian just trying to make his mark in the world of comedy... of course dying was certainly a kink in that plan.
paintie by @carrotcube
I see a lot of couples in the audience tonight. Let me tell ya boys, you chose a bad place to have a date. They say women like a man who can make em laugh...
Guess I'm getting lucky tonight, eh?
*cricket chirps*
... Okay... you know, I'll give you guys a handicap, because the first thing I want to talk about tonight is women.
Last week I was at the grocery store and I stopped in the produce to pick up a few things, and I saw this woman there holding two giant watermelons. And man, those melons were huge... they were bigger than the ones in her hands!
*cricket chirps*
Okay guys. I know. I'm a zombie. Can you please stop staring at my entrails, They aren't the ones telling the jokes. Eyes up here, please.... man... now I know how that lady felt when she caught me staring... Come on everyone, I'm just trying to make a living here. What do you want me to do? Play double dutch with my large intestine?
*cheers*
... *sigh* Well... here we go...
Devin "Gutbuster" Wulff is a stand up comedian just trying to make his mark in the world of comedy... of course dying was certainly a kink in that plan.
paintie by @carrotcube
i love what you've done with Gutbuster <3
what a cute bab