Wardrobe

Villager: Joey

"Right? Like, how in the bloody hell was I supposed to know that cinnamon was flammable?? The fire didn't even burn down the whole house, they made a big deal out of nothin'. Also, I have heard of gauntlets that produce flame, but not one being' flammable itself."

"Huh, glad I could help, I guess? I'm free anytime for some conversing if you ever feel bored. I've got a lot of free time after I was deemed irresponsible for work after I had accidentally set fire to a house, but that's a story for another time."

"Am I the one to blame for you bein' bored? Well, I'm actually quite sluggish myself...pretty understandable." He said putting his hands in his pockets. It wasn't exactly showing, but he was running low.

{b]"Wow, thanks, that means a lot..."[/b] He stated in a very sarcastic tone, ignoring the distorting of the laugh.

To answer your first two questions, all I have to say that my 'mouth' is permanently stuck like this. I feel regularly, somewhat. I say that because of this whole 'empathy' thing? And people doing some of the most idiotic things for love?? Things like that, basically and YES... I was aware for when you shoved me into water and basically screwed me even more then I already was. When I start glitchin' out like that, I'm still aware of things, it's just I can't control what ever's glitching."

"Well actually, yes it's good but I don't think everyone has the same definition of 'food' as everyone else. I'm just a robot though, so how would I know?" He said, rolling his eyes while saying the last part. It was obvious that someone argued with him about a certain point.

Again, Nove was in a bit of awe. Maybe it was time to change the subject..."Huh...what else do you consider normal that others don't consider normal? Or do you not really realize what is and isn't?" He said hoping to talk about something else.

"Hold on. I'm still trying to process the fact that this is 'normal' for you... Though, believe it or not, I have heard a friend use the term 'toys' when referring to the others and myself, but that's him being a jerk...hopefully... " He said on the verge of an existential crisis.

"Now, as still interesting and tempting as that seems, I'm still concerned over the fact that you grouped toys as people and, frankly, that's terrifying." Though the conversation was going well, he did not like the turn it was taking.

"{b]It's more of being blunt. The point of that bit of programming was to be as realistic and horrible as possible and attempt to bring out the worst in people I was 'interviewing'. Not only being blunt, just being mean in general... anything' to get 'em- Hold on one bloody minute here, did you say TOYS?[/b]"