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Villager: Joey

"I don't think your crazy ass needs alcohol in your system." Zatarin watched the scorpions as they crawled about. He questioned what they were doing in there to begin with.

(FRICK I actually made a mistake this time
*birds
I meant to say birds instead of words)

(you scared me I thought I had made a spelling mistake XD)
Tricky gives you a look of undeterminable meaning before sighing. "Illegal doesn't refer to words. If something is illegal, that means it is against the laws and you're not supposed to do it. Laws are things that maintain peace throughout the villages, and simply state the things you can and cannot do. If you break the law, by doing something illegal, then you can be punished. Let's think of something you're familiar with. People are not allowed to hear themselves during battle, so if they hear themselves during a battle session, they would be doing something illegal. Understand?"

Tricky, confused once more, leans away and covers up the necklace with a paw for good measure. "Well, a couple reasons actually. One, Rain doesn't want people to illegally profit off of stuff gathered from our land-they must have permission to collect the gems. Two, Rain doesn't want to alter the landscape too much, so even when she does allow the harvesting of gems it is in very small proportions. And three, literally everyone who's tried to steal the gems had died. I'm pretty sure the cave is cursed, but Rain's not confirming anything."

Tricky shrugs and chews on a pear. Where did she get it? She has her ways. "I prefer fruit and meat, but whatever suits you I guess. Just don't steal mine-my actual job is to guard the gems naturally found here."

Tricky looks up at you, seemingly confused; around her neck is a necklace made out of the gems she guards. She tilts her head to the side. "To what gems are you referring to-the ones around my neck or the ones I guard-and why?"

Goopy

I would really appreciate if you didn't shred my fabrics

knight? imagine a knight that defeats his/her foes with awkward dates. but, yeah, I'm in. try not to kill the drunks again.

I like the part about the chili cheese fries but, I don't want to mess with the drunks. Last time we got kicked out of the bar we liked because you "accidentally" killed someone