Villager: David Anakin Wilder
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Villager Info
ID: #279240
Name: David Anakin Wilder
Gender: Male
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 7 years, 8 months ago
Career: Herbalist
Owner: Virtue_Mweor
Feast Points: 0 (4 All-Time)
Species: Cat
Color: Maine Coon
Buffs:House: Olde Foxbury House (108/108)
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About
yarn
ALIASES: Dav, Dave, Whispy Facial Hair
Backstory
Born and raised in South Hanningfield, Chelmsford, (Not too far off from London,) in a divorced family, the mother's side strongly Christian and the father's in a gang, causing many problems in the capital and along the harbors.
Despite the continuing conflict, he would thence read in the news, as he grew in body and mind, he grew in spirit with the Lord-- And gained a pen pal from America.
When he became 17, he determined to find a way out of the UK and follow his destiny off to the new world.
Many dangers and tie-ups with his own father's criminals and others were along the way, but he stood adamant for the cause, and with support from the London Police, his father was brought to humility once more.
His family in Chelmsford began to see more opportunities to sustain themselves.
He hitched a ride on a cargo ship to America.
There, he met his pen pal-- Adriella -- and, after a few years together in their new home in Edinboro, Pennsylvania, married and lived happily together until his mid-40's, in which he died in a car accident.
Despite this unfortunate happening, the consequences on Earth were met with mercy, and his future kept on from there.
He was appointed, past death, as a narrator and guardian of a child-- This child being Virtue.
(lol me)
Personality
Dave’s personality has changed much since the good old days of Folioscope. Just as Virtue was, he meshed to the naivety in her younger self’s personality— But this quickly changed after he realized just how dangerous this clownery could be. Nowadays, Dave stays in his office by the ForcERA Spaceport in Et Cetera, handling all manners of narrations, communications, and keeping every script that’s happened so far on file. His house is well kept and always smells faintly of coffee or tea. His mannerisms are very relaxed and rational, but he’s always eager to accommodate a friend over for a chat!
Like I mention a million different times in this transcript, he has a HUGE vocabulary and LOVES to flaunt it.
He's also canonically supposed to be a secret, huge star trek nerd but I haven't gotten into that myself
can speak Klingon
I can't
so
complications.
Relations
-Virtue- Patron Spirit, Ward, "Boss"
-Sans- Fellow narrator, potassium buddy. They've been through A LOT over the years, and have gradually drifted apart from each other, but David still considers Sans a friend, no matter how much of a persnickety, depressed asshole he's become.
-Teller- That's his hairdryer bird. He loves them. Book nerds forever.
-Tom- Fellow narrator, and a close friend! In fact, Dave is one of the only people Tom trusts with the fact that He's an android, despite the reality that pretty much everyone already knows that and doesn't give a single fuck...
Oh, and Tom’s job is to handle the background music. It’s a lesser-known thing, but any character could request a song aloud and he would play it!
-Chara- Close friend, share offices and a house. Chara works the technology behind most of ForcERA’s narrator systems and makes worldwide announcements.
Statistics???
GENDER: MALE
AGE: ALL WE KNOW IS HE'S PAST 40!!!
PERSONALITY: QUIET, SOPHISTICATED, POLITE
SPECIES: HUMAN OR TRASHLING. DEPENDS
LANGUAGES KNOWN: ENGLISH, KLINGON, BIG NERD, POSSIBLY SOME LATIN!
HOSTILITY: KICKING ASS IS THE LAST RESORT
ATTACK TYPE: GLITCH/GREATSWORD
SOUL COLOR: LIKELY IN SHADES OF BLUE (Perseverance, Patience, Integrity?)
AGILITY: AVERAGE
DEXTERITY: ADVANCED
WIT: CREATIVE
PERCEPTION: DECENT
OVERALL INTELLIGENCE: THAT ONE SMART GUY IN THE CORNER THAT NOBODY LISTENS TO.
SPEED 1-5: 3
MELEE: GOOD
RANGED: should be able to handle a gun okay i mean--
MAGIC: GLITCH
LIKES:
•Tea
•Proper Grammar
•Star Trek
•Quiet evenings
•A good read
•Watching shitpost roll by
•Figs on toast
•Blueberries!!
•Biking! :D even if he does run into a fucking tree!
DISLIKES:
•The smell of something burning
•Being sarcasm'd at
•Pests in the house
•Slimy things
•Hostile environments
•"drink bleach.” seriously, what the fuck?????? don’t?????
•dirty glasses
- - seriously, don't mess with his glasses
shaped like a friend
OvO