Wardrobe

Villager: Percy

❥The Director



fat(soft), distinguished, retired, loves his sweetheart and eating all the food that he cooks. Likes crime documentaries on youtube, sleeping in, and spending money impulsively, also every kitten (also every dogger).

He is charismatic but very petty and if he does not like you he will judge you behind your back and still smile to your face because he knows hes right about you he knows


Other stuff, things:
○ you are a good boy
○ constant touching
○ keeps a tumblr blog devoted entirely to footwear, fall fashion, and dogs artistically overlayed in sepia tone
○ is totally not interested in that thing unless you are interested in that thing
○ cannot cook
○ personally benefits from pet names
○ Help
○ P A R A N O I A
○ one part how, one part screaming, one part what have i done
○ Oh god oh god oh god o h go d
○ He wears HEELS
○ can eat an entire box of shitty assorted chocolates without putting a single one back
○ actually afraid of the dark (and spiders)
○ S C R E A M I N G I N T E N S I F I E S
○ will anyone ever stand over his shoulder and help him finish this crossword puzzle?
○ wants to spoil you and buy you nice things
○ drinking iced coffee indeed makes me look stylish, and hip, and fresh

♫ Clear (Shawn Wasabi Remix) - Pusher & Mothica
♫ Skinny Love - Boniver
♫ Walking Blind - Aidan Hawken



arts by my sweetheart Polymathema