Villager: CRACKER BARREL
CHICKEN
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Villager Info
ID: #173398
Name: CRACKER BARREL
Gender: Chicken
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 9 years, 1 month ago
Career: Crafter
Owner: YesMan
Feast Points: 0 (134 All-Time)
Genus: Shifty
Color: Midnight
Buffs:House: Olde Foxbury House (177/177)
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First we start with chicken, then we, err, we baste it in chicken. We get some more chicken, put some chicken on it, shove it in a chicken...
Then we start with some gravy, the gravy's made from chicken I should've mentioned that. And you know what else?
Chicken.
CRACKER BARREL should be referred to as they/them, since they are a collection of multiple roasted chickens possessed by their own souls, all working together as a single collective entity. They seek vengeance on the people who took their heads. Be afraid.
Then we start with some gravy, the gravy's made from chicken I should've mentioned that. And you know what else?
Chicken.
CRACKER BARREL should be referred to as they/them, since they are a collection of multiple roasted chickens possessed by their own souls, all working together as a single collective entity. They seek vengeance on the people who took their heads. Be afraid.
... Why has it shoved a chicken up its butt...?
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I have a chicken head *she holds up an empty fist that is set to look like there's something inside*
*puts my head down on a table* why am I looking at weird Painties when I should be working?
this meat is undercooked
Did you take your meds today? Are you being nice to the men in white jackets? Because they don't like it when you aren't
...I'm not drunk enough to look at this right now, but I know that it is GLOOOOORIOUS!!!
im physically crying this is beautiful
chicken made of chicken. legendary
A friend~
ive seen roast