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Villager: CRACKER BARREL

CHICKEN

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ID: #173398

Name: CRACKER BARREL

Gender: Chicken

Location: Quetzal Palace

Born 9 years, 1 month ago

Career: Crafter

Owner: YesMan

Feast Points: 0 (134 All-Time)


Genus: Shifty

Color: Midnight

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House: Olde Foxbury House (177/177)

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Approved: 16 Oct 2016, 1:09 pm

Likes: 183 ♥

Tags: meme chicken

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First we start with chicken, then we, err, we baste it in chicken. We get some more chicken, put some chicken on it, shove it in a chicken...

Then we start with some gravy, the gravy's made from chicken I should've mentioned that. And you know what else?

Chicken.

CRACKER BARREL should be referred to as they/them, since they are a collection of multiple roasted chickens possessed by their own souls, all working together as a single collective entity. They seek vengeance on the people who took their heads. Be afraid.

Comments 56

    • is the eye drawn on the chicken breast tho

    • its hilariously funny, love it so much

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    • furvilla wouldn't let me like this twice. greaseroach you are amazing

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