Villager: 401588-CROZGARD


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Villager Info
ID: #401588
Name: 401588-CROZGARD
Gender: Male
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 4 years, 6 months ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: 1st_n_l4st
Feast Points: 0 (12058 All-Time)
Species: Flailadon
Color: Glo
Costume: Beast
Buffs:House: Olde Foxbury House (1/178)
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Paintie
Approved: 31 Jul 2022, 8:50 am
Likes: 52 ♥
Tags: derp villain a good boy traffic light plastic flailadon security 208542 stop sign
401588-CROZGARD is infected with
Lycanthropy. Changes into a beastly monster after exposure to moonlight or especially frustrating board games. Howling at the moon relieves the symptoms for a little while, but use a Golden Apple for best results.
About
There was a tag attached to his ear, when he still had one. It says "Product of Plastic!!!!!!" with multiple, excessive exclamation marks veering off the side of the tag. There is no more room for the extra punctuation ..
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A refurbishment gone either horribly wrong or horribly right; Quill wanted a custodian as well as security for its "business," and took to experimenting with a Flailadon. The result was... very confusing.
Quill has no idea what kind of weird technology that has become of the Flailadon's head, but guesses it must be some kind of "futuristic lamp post." He is a very imposing creature all around, all except for "how much of a chump he is," according to the Shifty scientist.
All Crozgard ever eats is Serpent's Cakes and Priest's Mocha and becomes stubborn on an empty stomach. When promised these delicacies, though, Crozgard becomes a very reliable guard... if not a dopey one all around.
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As dimwitted, oblivious and passive as Crozgard may be, he has a slight dislike for a specific kangaroo for kicking him hard in his face (the middle one).
While he's mostly nice to the other Wanderers in Quill's "care," he deliberately acts passive-aggressive around ₙₒ.423213 and attempts to intimidate him.
Likewise the kangaroo displays his clawed feet at the Flailadon-freak, threatening to give him another kick if he ever gets too close.
Unlike the kangaroo, Crozgard appears to get along rather well with ₙₒ.423213. That "hyena" no longer has a mouth and did not have a means of communication until they got the guard's attention with their tapping.
Thinking the hyena was attempting morse code, Crozgard had sat down and taught the hyena how to communicate in this way. The two of them now "talk" to each other through morse, all the while Quill hasn't a single idea what it is they're doing... much less what they are saying to one another.
Trophies


I'll take 20, thank you!
Love this paintie so much! Such a vibe tbh. Chef kiss
Omg this rules
Honestly sooo creative! Great job on this!
This design goes SO HARD It's awesooommee <3<3
I love these sm
THIS IS SO COOL