Villager: Coach


Keith
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Villager Info
ID: #418403
Name: Coach
Gender: Genderless
Location: Olde Foxbury
Born 5 months, 22 days ago
Career: Warrior
Owner: 1st_n_l4st
Feast Points: 0 (398 All-Time)
Species: Souper Star
Color: Ocean Dreams
Costume: Aquatic
Buffs:House: Olde Foxbury House (1/152)
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Approved: 7 Mar 2022, 5:57 am
Likes: 65 ♥
Tags: mermaid object head soup souper star ocean dreams u r what u eat 208542
About
Rule of thumb.. do not talk to Coach. Especially if you are cow.
If you are a cow, Coach will deep-fry you for someone's steak dinner.
Who is Coach?
A mistake. Do not talk to Coach.
What to do if Coach approaches you?
Maintain a 6-feet distance between you and Coach. Especially bovines.
What happens if Coach gets to you?
Hope you are not cow. Cows have no chance of escaping Coach.
How do you evade capture by Coach ?
You give an Tiger's Eye Dew. Coach likes Tiger's Eye Dew.
You can't outrun Coach. Coach outruns you.
Also a note: Coach hates zombies. Coach's neighbor is a cobra with Zombipathy, so you may tell she and Coach do not get along very well.


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the egg eyes are really good
I love this abomination of nature.
so cool and creepy at the same time
ohhhhhhh a gummi ramen boi
Very cool painter
Slightly horrifying
But still cool
"Lovely~"
I love them with my whole heart
Good thing I make some of the best TE Dew out there