Villager: Chicken
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Villager Info
ID: #2785
Name: Chicken
Gender: Female
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 9 years, 5 months ago
Career: Explorer
Owner: msjanny
Feast Points: 0 (32 All-Time)
Species: Chicken
Color: Silver Laced Hen
Buffs:House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (1/50)
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Paintie
Approved: 28 Jul 2017, 4:34 pm
Likes: 297 ♥
Tags: redraw funny chicken joke humor traffic officer crossing guard desertdraggon
Chicken is infected with
Lycanthropy. Changes into a beastly monster after exposure to moonlight or especially frustrating board games. Howling at the moon relieves the symptoms for a little while, but use a Golden Apple for best results.
About
Please leave your favorite version of the joke in the comments!
The crossing guard has a collection of her favorites below. Click to read the punchline!
This profile is still a heavy work in progress.
To cockadoodle dooo something!Why did the rooster cross the road?sent by Comet-wings
To render the buildings on the other side!Why did the console player cross the road?sent by Terranium
They can't afford to drive in this economy.Why did the chicken cross the road?sent by Christovski
Because they didn't have the guts to cross.Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?sent by hircus
So others would stop calling them a chicken!Why did the chicken cross the road?sent by Galaxtea
sent by Uendo
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
[Who's there?]
The chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ha, it didn't. It was arrested for jay walking and now it is being held in a farm (P r i s o n) for the month.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
//i'm sorry this is the most creative joke I had in mind rip
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the like button for this paintie
(this is seriously one of the best painties ive seen omg)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken has the freedom to do whatever it wants. It shouldn't be joked about or confined to a farm, chickens deserve to be free to cross whatever road they want.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side! (laughing) Get it?! It's about death!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know... is the chicken real? Is the road real? Are any of us real!?
Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something
why'd the chicken cross the road?
idk do i look like i read poultry minds, harold??