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Villager: Chicken

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ID: #2785

Name: Chicken

Gender: Female

Location: Quetzal Palace

Born 9 years, 5 months ago

Career: Explorer

Owner: msjanny

Feast Points: 0 (32 All-Time)

Species: Chicken

Color: Silver Laced Hen

Buffs:

House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (1/50)

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Approved: 28 Jul 2017, 4:34 pm

Likes: 297 ♥

Tags: redraw funny chicken joke humor traffic officer crossing guard desertdraggon

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Chicken is infected with Lycanthropy. Changes into a beastly monster after exposure to moonlight or especially frustrating board games. Howling at the moon relieves the symptoms for a little while, but use a Golden Apple for best results.

<b>Black Jade Hair Comb</b><br/>Oooh, this looks like a family heirloom!<br/><span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-flask-potion'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-horse-head'></i> +5% Collection Chance</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-hammer-war'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-wrench'></i> +5% Crafting & Repair Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-utensils'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-ruler-triangle'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-prescription-bottle-alt'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-binoculars'></i> +1 Hourly Explorations</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-seedling'></i> +2% Yield</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-tshirt'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-sword'></i> +1 Max Charges</span>

Chicken looks stunning!

<b>Captivating Galaxy Poster</b><br/>Careful not to stare too hard and just space out.<br/><span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-utensils'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-binoculars'></i> +1 Hourly Explorations</span> <span class='label label-success'><i class='fas fa-tshirt'></i> +5% Crafting Speed</span>

Chicken's very special treasures!

About

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Please leave your favorite version of the joke in the comments!
The crossing guard has a collection of her favorites below. Click to read the punchline!
This profile is still a heavy work in progress.

They were a dirty double crosser! >:)Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, then cross back?sent by Salem

To cockadoodle dooo something!Why did the rooster cross the road?sent by Comet-wings

To render the buildings on the other side!Why did the console player cross the road?sent by Terranium

They can't afford to drive in this economy.Why did the chicken cross the road?sent by Christovski

Because they didn't have the guts to cross.Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?sent by hircus

So others would stop calling them a chicken!Why did the chicken cross the road?sent by Galaxtea

sent by Uendo

paintie by DesertDraggon
css by msjanny

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