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ID: #2785

Name: Chicken

Gender: Female

Location: Quetzal Palace

Born 5 years, 6 months ago

Career: Explorer

Owner: msjanny

Feast Points: 0 (32 All-Time)


Species: Chicken

Color: Silver Laced Hen

Buffs:

House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (1/50)

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Approved: 28 Jul 2017, 4:34 pm

Likes: 276 ♥

Tags: redraw funny chicken joke humor traffic officer crossing guard desertdraggon

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Chicken is infected with Lycanthropy. Changes into a beastly monster after exposure to moonlight or especially frustrating board games. Howling at the moon relieves the symptoms for a little while, but use a Golden Apple for best results.



Chicken looks stunning!


Chicken's very special treasures!

Comments 43

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?
      Because she wanted to hug her friends on the other side

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?
      He wanted to get to the idiot’s house.
      Knock knock.
      Who’s there?
      T h e c h i c k e n

    • Why did the squirrel cross the road?
      It wanted to get run over

    • Why did the tv cross the road?
      It wanted to be a flat screen

    • Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

    • Why did the goose cross the road?

      Because it was jealous of the chicken - geese need recognition, too!

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?
      So others would stop calling it chicken

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    • Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

      It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

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