Villager: Fred


no talk with me Im Angy
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Villager Info
ID: #3980
Name: Fred
Gender: Fred
Location: Oceandome
Born 6 years, 1 month ago
Career: Doctor
Owner: DizzieBirdie
Feast Points: 0 (3246 All-Time)
Genus: Shifty
Species: Cabbit
Color: Anger
Costume: Classic Cartoon
Buffs:House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (1/500)
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Fred is infected with
Lycanthropy. Changes into a beastly monster after exposure to moonlight or especially frustrating board games. Howling at the moon relieves the symptoms for a little while, but use a Golden Apple for best results.
About
How do people write descriptions without losing focus? I'm just spewing out whatever letters my brain is telling me to write at this point and its getting more and more nonsensical. This train of thought has derailed and the conductor is dancing on the caboose. The parrot is no more it has ceased to be. Invest in gold. Do you or a love one have mesothelioma you may be entitled to a brand new car at 6 easy payments of 9.99. Floss twice daily and I swear if you start dancing so freakin help me I will boil your kneecaps.
I wonder if cabbits were real, would they chase mice or like...would they leave carrots in their owners shoes? Would they be cat sized or rabbit sized? It is one of the many mysteries of life; much like the logic of this needlessly long profile description why would anyone read this.

Trophies




smol beastie
the lil' guy club
Oh my heck I love this guy XD
....yeah, indeed it is
he look angy, what angered him?
Why yes I am, the best noodle
I came here for the cutest smol, and stayed for the description. LOL amazing.
CUTEST AAA
fear
So smol ^,^